On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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