I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You peed on a flamingo?!?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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