I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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