I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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