Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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