This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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