so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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