Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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