idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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