she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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