Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So vagazzling was a success
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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