Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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