areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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