great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
did i just pee glitter
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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