I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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