Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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