I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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