the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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