Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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