First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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