3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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