It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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