Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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