Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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