Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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