Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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