is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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