I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize