i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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