Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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