Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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