It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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