Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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