so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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