just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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