Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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