some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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