Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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