She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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