I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just want to make out with him forever
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You ruined the universe
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