ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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