PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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