I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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