New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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