Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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