Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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