Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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