Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
We need to rekindle our bromance
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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