She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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