The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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