im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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