Yo dont text me then not text me
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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