Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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